okay but hawke’s basically the bob belcher of kirkwall, right?
Anders: Hawke, help me collect poop in a dark cave, that’s what friends do
Hawke: oh my god
Isabela: I might have stolen a precious…
[hawke] THE GANG’S ALL HERE
[cullen] oh no
[varric] oh yes
Scumbag Mario. [video]
i love awkward cullen but what if wHAT IF
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
- Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs
- Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out
- Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it…
dragon age protagonists and their titles
- thought there would be free food
"Reach down into your heart and you’ll find many reasons to fight. Survival, honor, glory. But what about those who feel it’s their duty to protect the innocent? There you’ll find a warrior savage enough to match any dragon. And in the end, they’ll retain what the others won’t - their humanity."